In my day...

I BOUGHT MY FIRST RECORD!!!!!!!! (S)

I can now officialy say when I'm old and decrepid:

"In my day.... (oh! are you my children? no? good.) in my day I bought my first record for one dollar, and by god it was good! I can't remember whether it was Abba, the South Pacific Soundtrack or James Bond To Russia With Love, but dear me(!) they were good! ... Mind you, I didn't have a record player.... got one of them in '23, i believe - Maya! DId I get one in '23 or '33?"
"Love, it's '35 now!"
"Must have been '32, then"

And then I hope I'll be cool enough to go:

"Fuck it though, please help me up."