Wow.

I found this through several links.
Don't look at it iof you're in a serious-take-offence-at-anything mood. Anyway, It's too funny when you're not.
Look at this
I found it funny.
Don't look if you take your Twilight serious.

A little taste, maybe?

James is the sneaky guy that looks like the follower of the 3 but is the LEADER. Psyche!

He is hot. And a tracker! SMeyer remembered she created special "gifts" for some of the vampires, so she chucks that into the mix. He will ALWAYS be able to find whatever he's hunting. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! The Cullens chase them off, but they'll be back, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!

Alice freaks and gets a vision of a dance studio. ...and James! Time to force some more plot into the mix! Alice and Jasper (because he can keep, like, Bella all mellow and stuff. Put on the B side to Led Zep IV and just let the sensations wash over you, man) take Bella to Phoenix - where the dance/ballet studio is - because James is gonna get her mom! That couldn't be a ruse could it?

Bella is stupid, though, and doesn't believe that the vampires with special superpowers can save her from Brad Pitt Lite, and she doesn't understand fake outs, so she sneaks away to force her character into peril, hoping the audience will give a shit.And then it is ON like RED DAWN, y'all! Dance Battle in Phoenix!




James spirit fingers Bella's ass into the glass and breaks her leg, taping the whole thing to make Edward ka-ray-zee with rage so THEY can fight. *head desk*

Well, there you go. Watch the movie again. Maybe you've found a few more cringes to add to your list?

Expectations

Can you get any sound out of this? When I tried I couldn't. Anyway, love the song. Its a fad. Emily do you have this? If you do could I please have it? We need to get together again before you go. Could you do a CD, if you have time? I REALLY need another CD with good music on it! Im sinking into the oblivion of songs played over and over and a hundred times over (although admittedly still good). AND you can give me the other happy sigur ros song! If you ever get bored, maybe... in the next seven days.

Sunshine

Did you notice the monkey?

Electric Six - Synthesizer

I guess you can't ignore his techno.

Thanks, Catty, for this.

Paris Is Burning

My, what big teeth you have.

Puff n Stuff Part Two

I did promise you.

I've Thought

I've thought about an idea
From the inside of my head
Where every single colour
Has it's own thread

It's a great idea
But I carn't fully tell
Because then you may tell
And get all the praise aswell

Don't be sad, about my idea
it's too good for you
No one would believe
you made it up too

They'd recognise the idea
And be sure it was mine
So I wouldn't have to worry
Because it would be fine

Everyone will like my idea
If I can ever tell it
I'd like to shout it now
But you could catch it

I could put my idea
In writing, of course
But can you read?
Would you steal the source?

But my fine idea
I know it is the best
But it could get lost out there
Along with the rest

So I won't say my idea
Though it's amazing, really
But I can't share it with you
I just have this feeling

K. M. Rogers

Troggs

I think the Christmas Season is also a secret breeding season. Man, I mean it. But not how you think I mean it. Normaly you come across one, maybe two iijits on the road in a city on an average car trip. Suddenly as Christmas arrives it's two in two minuites. And you haven't finis counting. Ouch!

You have the whole car swearing at these people hating their guts. That is, if the oppupants are over a certain age. After driving over six hours in the car today, I stopped counting.

Im sorry, Im complaining. (Is that how you speel it?)

I like Giants.