Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Wow.
I found this through several links.
Don't look at it iof you're in a serious-take-offence-at-anything mood. Anyway, It's too funny when you're not.
Look at this
I found it funny.
Don't look if you take your Twilight serious.
A little taste, maybe?
James is the sneaky guy that looks like the follower of the 3 but is the LEADER. Psyche!
He is hot. And a tracker! SMeyer remembered she created special "gifts" for some of the vampires, so she chucks that into the mix. He will ALWAYS be able to find whatever he's hunting. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! The Cullens chase them off, but they'll be back, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
Alice freaks and gets a vision of a dance studio. ...and James! Time to force some more plot into the mix! Alice and Jasper (because he can keep, like, Bella all mellow and stuff. Put on the B side to Led Zep IV and just let the sensations wash over you, man) take Bella to Phoenix - where the dance/ballet studio is - because James is gonna get her mom! That couldn't be a ruse could it?
Bella is stupid, though, and doesn't believe that the vampires with special superpowers can save her from Brad Pitt Lite, and she doesn't understand fake outs, so she sneaks away to force her character into peril, hoping the audience will give a shit.And then it is ON like RED DAWN, y'all! Dance Battle in Phoenix!
James spirit fingers Bella's ass into the glass and breaks her leg, taping the whole thing to make Edward ka-ray-zee with rage so THEY can fight. *head desk*
Well, there you go. Watch the movie again. Maybe you've found a few more cringes to add to your list?
Don't look at it iof you're in a serious-take-offence-at-anything mood. Anyway, It's too funny when you're not.
Look at this
I found it funny.
Don't look if you take your Twilight serious.
A little taste, maybe?
James is the sneaky guy that looks like the follower of the 3 but is the LEADER. Psyche!
He is hot. And a tracker! SMeyer remembered she created special "gifts" for some of the vampires, so she chucks that into the mix. He will ALWAYS be able to find whatever he's hunting. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! The Cullens chase them off, but they'll be back, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
Alice freaks and gets a vision of a dance studio. ...and James! Time to force some more plot into the mix! Alice and Jasper (because he can keep, like, Bella all mellow and stuff. Put on the B side to Led Zep IV and just let the sensations wash over you, man) take Bella to Phoenix - where the dance/ballet studio is - because James is gonna get her mom! That couldn't be a ruse could it?
Bella is stupid, though, and doesn't believe that the vampires with special superpowers can save her from Brad Pitt Lite, and she doesn't understand fake outs, so she sneaks away to force her character into peril, hoping the audience will give a shit.And then it is ON like RED DAWN, y'all! Dance Battle in Phoenix!
James spirit fingers Bella's ass into the glass and breaks her leg, taping the whole thing to make Edward ka-ray-zee with rage so THEY can fight. *head desk*
Well, there you go. Watch the movie again. Maybe you've found a few more cringes to add to your list?
Friday, December 19, 2008
Right.
Well, I thought now might be a time to rant.
Well, I saw Twilight. As everyone else is talking about it I might as well go ahead. Well, I found it better than I thought it would be worse than it was. It was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Where was Bella feeling like she wasn't worthy for Edward, though? hhmm? I thought that she kept on going on about how she wasn't good enough for him? Well? I couldn't see it.
Personaly the worst bits for me where the scenes that had been taken from the trailer. There left on suspense for the only sense which could have done with them. Atleast it would have helped. Instead I end up waiting for the car to almost run into her. Nice.
What else has happened to me?
I could get eaten by an elephant.
No.
No elephant near by.
Five minutes in a car and there's a field of caramels.
That would be true tragedy.
Eaten by herbivores.
What would that make you?
Green.
One way to get into the party.
Fucking 5%.
Hate it.
What will happen to me?
I could do could's if you're low on ideas.
I would laugh at SA for being in such a deficit (carn't remember exactly how much) but I live in NSW. Yeah, burn, you say. Please tell me how come labor is still 'in' in NSW. How is that even possible? Do people just say 'well, i voted for them last time' cause look at the state. (I can say this as people wont actualy allow me to vote. Otherwise I would. So either way I can complain). If they get it next time then the ads are right and the world is officialy mad.
Completely.
I went out in the boat and now everything is rocking. Everything. I mean my head is rocking, the screen is rocking, my chair is rocking which is making my bum rock. Everything. I know, I know. Its definitely not my first time. But Im completely knackered. And dad was all 'Im going to let you drive so you can get used to it'. They forgot to put on the glasses condition on my liscense so I don't bother. I get someone to tell me where the markers are. I know I shouldn't but I do. I really hate my glasses and when I sugested getting Buddy Holly glasses they wouldn't let me. In the end I didn't get any but they wouldn't let me get any (when I was going to get them) that even slightly reminded me of Buddy Holly. Why? What is this? What is wrong with gear glasses? I liked them! Isn't that what it's all meant to be about? I thought that was all that mattered. Well, obviously I got all those motivational videos they made us watch wrong.
'Sticks and stones and animal bones' ? I like it. Rings in your head.
Okay, everything rings in my head at the mo. Kinda rocks actualy.
My brother asked what high meant today. I don't ever remember asking anyone.
'Love is like Oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high'
I had it on in the boat. Along with a couple other ones.
Who doesn't like The Ramones?
..okay i think I could figure it out. But this?
It's cute. I think.
Appartently it disturbed the fish.
I became the excuse for why the fish weren't biting. Not having any fishing skills was not a possibility.
Oh, and while we're on the subject. Marc Bolan?
I like it.
Maybe not as cute. I still like it though.
Thats all from me folks. Im starting to get a bit dangerous and don't want to hit my head.
Well, I saw Twilight. As everyone else is talking about it I might as well go ahead. Well, I found it better than I thought it would be worse than it was. It was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Where was Bella feeling like she wasn't worthy for Edward, though? hhmm? I thought that she kept on going on about how she wasn't good enough for him? Well? I couldn't see it.
Personaly the worst bits for me where the scenes that had been taken from the trailer. There left on suspense for the only sense which could have done with them. Atleast it would have helped. Instead I end up waiting for the car to almost run into her. Nice.
What else has happened to me?
I could get eaten by an elephant.
No.
No elephant near by.
Five minutes in a car and there's a field of caramels.
That would be true tragedy.
Eaten by herbivores.
What would that make you?
Green.
One way to get into the party.
Fucking 5%.
Hate it.
What will happen to me?
I could do could's if you're low on ideas.
I would laugh at SA for being in such a deficit (carn't remember exactly how much) but I live in NSW. Yeah, burn, you say. Please tell me how come labor is still 'in' in NSW. How is that even possible? Do people just say 'well, i voted for them last time' cause look at the state. (I can say this as people wont actualy allow me to vote. Otherwise I would. So either way I can complain). If they get it next time then the ads are right and the world is officialy mad.
Completely.
I went out in the boat and now everything is rocking. Everything. I mean my head is rocking, the screen is rocking, my chair is rocking which is making my bum rock. Everything. I know, I know. Its definitely not my first time. But Im completely knackered. And dad was all 'Im going to let you drive so you can get used to it'. They forgot to put on the glasses condition on my liscense so I don't bother. I get someone to tell me where the markers are. I know I shouldn't but I do. I really hate my glasses and when I sugested getting Buddy Holly glasses they wouldn't let me. In the end I didn't get any but they wouldn't let me get any (when I was going to get them) that even slightly reminded me of Buddy Holly. Why? What is this? What is wrong with gear glasses? I liked them! Isn't that what it's all meant to be about? I thought that was all that mattered. Well, obviously I got all those motivational videos they made us watch wrong.
'Sticks and stones and animal bones' ? I like it. Rings in your head.
Okay, everything rings in my head at the mo. Kinda rocks actualy.
My brother asked what high meant today. I don't ever remember asking anyone.
'Love is like Oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high'
I had it on in the boat. Along with a couple other ones.
Who doesn't like The Ramones?
..okay i think I could figure it out. But this?
It's cute. I think.
Appartently it disturbed the fish.
I became the excuse for why the fish weren't biting. Not having any fishing skills was not a possibility.
Oh, and while we're on the subject. Marc Bolan?
I like it.
Maybe not as cute. I still like it though.
Thats all from me folks. Im starting to get a bit dangerous and don't want to hit my head.
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