Wow.

I found this through several links.
Don't look at it iof you're in a serious-take-offence-at-anything mood. Anyway, It's too funny when you're not.
Look at this
I found it funny.
Don't look if you take your Twilight serious.

A little taste, maybe?

James is the sneaky guy that looks like the follower of the 3 but is the LEADER. Psyche!

He is hot. And a tracker! SMeyer remembered she created special "gifts" for some of the vampires, so she chucks that into the mix. He will ALWAYS be able to find whatever he's hunting. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! The Cullens chase them off, but they'll be back, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!

Alice freaks and gets a vision of a dance studio. ...and James! Time to force some more plot into the mix! Alice and Jasper (because he can keep, like, Bella all mellow and stuff. Put on the B side to Led Zep IV and just let the sensations wash over you, man) take Bella to Phoenix - where the dance/ballet studio is - because James is gonna get her mom! That couldn't be a ruse could it?

Bella is stupid, though, and doesn't believe that the vampires with special superpowers can save her from Brad Pitt Lite, and she doesn't understand fake outs, so she sneaks away to force her character into peril, hoping the audience will give a shit.And then it is ON like RED DAWN, y'all! Dance Battle in Phoenix!




James spirit fingers Bella's ass into the glass and breaks her leg, taping the whole thing to make Edward ka-ray-zee with rage so THEY can fight. *head desk*

Well, there you go. Watch the movie again. Maybe you've found a few more cringes to add to your list?