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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Last Night
Last night I had a dream about you and you weren't very nice.
I can't shout at you (becuase you didn't really do it) or scream or tell you "I hate you!" but ever since I woke up and remembered, I've trusted you a bit less.
(This is why I didn't talk to you all today.)
Although you're still my friend and you've done nothing wrong, my dream can't be a complete lie. I'd just like to point out now that when something does happen (and I'm sure it will) I knew deep inside all along. So when I shout "I never trusted you!" or "I knew I never should have trusted you!" or even just "I hate you!" I really did know.
This is proof that I did. Even if I do forget, about the dream and my mistrust, I'll remember when it (whatever it may be) happens and know I was right. However much I liked you and never saw any reason to doubt you (or your character) before last night.
But, as they say, I have to trust in myself. I have a deep seated conviction that my dream was right and I'm sorry but in my eyes you are less of a person for what you did last night.
I can't shout at you (becuase you didn't really do it) or scream or tell you "I hate you!" but ever since I woke up and remembered, I've trusted you a bit less.
(This is why I didn't talk to you all today.)
Although you're still my friend and you've done nothing wrong, my dream can't be a complete lie. I'd just like to point out now that when something does happen (and I'm sure it will) I knew deep inside all along. So when I shout "I never trusted you!" or "I knew I never should have trusted you!" or even just "I hate you!" I really did know.
This is proof that I did. Even if I do forget, about the dream and my mistrust, I'll remember when it (whatever it may be) happens and know I was right. However much I liked you and never saw any reason to doubt you (or your character) before last night.
But, as they say, I have to trust in myself. I have a deep seated conviction that my dream was right and I'm sorry but in my eyes you are less of a person for what you did last night.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Whoaaah
Scroll down! - Guess whos wearing eye line?!!!
I NEVER wear eyeliner because before i couldnt !
whoah!
catty remember my tears???
I NEVER wear eyeliner because before i couldnt !
whoah!
catty remember my tears???
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Huffing Kittens...
“I love those orange ones - they let me see through my hand.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing
~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing
'The orange ones fuck you up REAL good."
“In Soviet Russia, kittens huff you!”
~ Russian Reversal on Kitten Huffing
Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, and kitten-related human fatalities. Even unapologetically frequent huffers caution against using more than two or three kittens per day.
The 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensberry as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing, has come to be the dominant huffing technique in Europe and the Americas. Other techniques are generally avoided by all but expert huffers and even experts tend to avoid techniques involving rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog. Kittens that have already been huffed are reffered to as "Depleted". Long-term storage or disposal of depleted kittens has posed a problem for some urban areas. Contrary to popular belief, however, depleted kittens are not permanently depleted, as the actual soul regenerates the protective layer which actually inspires euphoria every year, although the actual rate of regeneration veries from breed to bread.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Has this suddenly become very relevant?
It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting. - Tom Stoppard
I
don't
KNOW.
Can YOU figure it out for me?
I
don't
KNOW.
Can YOU figure it out for me?
Let's not forget our friends....
Where we first met - and I was astounded by backup singers with beards... ahh, good times... I've seen better quality than this vid, though....
Monday, June 29, 2009
Alice in Wonderland
How good does this movie looke? I carnt wait for it to come out...
Sorry about the weird sizing, that was me trying to fit it to the screen....
Thursday, June 18, 2009
I found Georgia I found Georgia
(quoted from:)
Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well.You won't recognise the house when you get home - we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Irish family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
Your father's got a really good job now. He's got 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.Your sister Mary had a baby this morning but I haven't found out if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an auntie or an uncle.
Your brother Tom is still in the army. He's only been there a short while and they've already made him a court martial!Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in the Dublin Brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took three days to put out the fire.
I'm sorry to say that your cousin Seamus was arrested while riding his bicycle last week. They are charging him with dope peddling.I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father went with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice this week, first for three days and then for four days. Monday was so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg four times.
We had a letter from the under-taker. He said if the last payment on your Grandmother's plot wasn't paid in seven days, up she comes.About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Your loving Mum
P.S. I was going to send you some money but I had already sealed the envelope.
Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well.You won't recognise the house when you get home - we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Irish family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
Your father's got a really good job now. He's got 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.Your sister Mary had a baby this morning but I haven't found out if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an auntie or an uncle.
Your brother Tom is still in the army. He's only been there a short while and they've already made him a court martial!Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in the Dublin Brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took three days to put out the fire.
I'm sorry to say that your cousin Seamus was arrested while riding his bicycle last week. They are charging him with dope peddling.I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father went with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice this week, first for three days and then for four days. Monday was so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg four times.
We had a letter from the under-taker. He said if the last payment on your Grandmother's plot wasn't paid in seven days, up she comes.About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Your loving Mum
P.S. I was going to send you some money but I had already sealed the envelope.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Nice carpet...
-Nice carpet Hugh, Tidyman's?
~Who else, if you'll pardon the pun!
-What pun?
~There wasn't one? I'm sorry.
~So young shaver snapper, do you like football?
: yeah
~ Do you fancy Arsenal this year?
: No way, I quite fancy my sister, though..
That is of course, ladies and gentlemen the WRONG way to do things!
This is England not America, what are you talking about?
A Bit of Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - BBC comedy
I know there's a couple there but try to watch them all because they're wonderful - I especially like the last one!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Excause the french...
Excuse the french but how do I say "Fucking hell!" in my english homework nicely? I don't have the balls to use such "contempory language" even if it is what they asked for! Would that be deemed too "contempory"? (sorry bout the speeling)
Thursday, May 21, 2009
In my day...
I BOUGHT MY FIRST RECORD!!!!!!!! (S)
I can now officialy say when I'm old and decrepid:
"In my day.... (oh! are you my children? no? good.) in my day I bought my first record for one dollar, and by god it was good! I can't remember whether it was Abba, the South Pacific Soundtrack or James Bond To Russia With Love, but dear me(!) they were good! ... Mind you, I didn't have a record player.... got one of them in '23, i believe - Maya! DId I get one in '23 or '33?"
"Love, it's '35 now!"
"Must have been '32, then"
And then I hope I'll be cool enough to go:
"Fuck it though, please help me up."
I can now officialy say when I'm old and decrepid:
"In my day.... (oh! are you my children? no? good.) in my day I bought my first record for one dollar, and by god it was good! I can't remember whether it was Abba, the South Pacific Soundtrack or James Bond To Russia With Love, but dear me(!) they were good! ... Mind you, I didn't have a record player.... got one of them in '23, i believe - Maya! DId I get one in '23 or '33?"
"Love, it's '35 now!"
"Must have been '32, then"
And then I hope I'll be cool enough to go:
"Fuck it though, please help me up."
Smile, kid.
I run up on Monday and cry "Amy! Amy! Guess what I have!"
"What?"
"Eurovision songs!"
"Anyone else but you and I would have been surprised".
Ohhhh! That hurt!
She has a habite of calling me "kid" "kiddo" and "child" i don't really mind it but she was doing ti so subconciously that she didn't believe me untll she said it a minuite later and ten minutes after that ... and I found out she'd been holding back as it is.
I may be a year younger but I didn't "start school when I was two"
in jokes hurt.
"What?"
"Eurovision songs!"
"Anyone else but you and I would have been surprised".
Ohhhh! That hurt!
She has a habite of calling me "kid" "kiddo" and "child" i don't really mind it but she was doing ti so subconciously that she didn't believe me untll she said it a minuite later and ten minutes after that ... and I found out she'd been holding back as it is.
I may be a year younger but I didn't "start school when I was two"
in jokes hurt.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Eurovision! (love it.)
My fave rave of this year:
Turkey's Dum Tek Tek.
The Winner:
Norway Alexander Rybak - Fairytale
Turkey's Dum Tek Tek.
The Winner:
Norway Alexander Rybak - Fairytale
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I'll take the second word, dear...
Multinational force in in 1900 the men were Japenese Russians and 300 troops French and were included. Set overland Tianjing 4 1900 against and troops the to broke Beijing 14 and the leigions.
(Taken from Anderson et al...)
Did you like my new and revised story?
I did.
(Taken from Anderson et al...)
Did you like my new and revised story?
I did.
Pure Genius
Kelly (Kelly as in man Kelly, as in not this Kelly. Yes.) was having trouble telling his two horses apart until one day he realised the white horse was two hands taller than the black horse.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
If you head off to the front and take a right you will see the man directing this particular fin...
Burn.
Guess who's fin director?
me. nno, you're wrong. nme.
Burn, uther guy trying to get it what with him just standing up and saying "my name is ... i'd like to be financial director... thankyou"
and then me with me analytical shit, competetant financial mathematics and likely career paths. Showed him, eh?
I didn't even bring any sweets to bribe them with.
Anyroad...
I better be off as it's me birtday and all...
What would you like my dear? Galumph, just joking not really. Dab joke no?
Guess who's fin director?
me. nno, you're wrong. nme.
Burn, uther guy trying to get it what with him just standing up and saying "my name is ... i'd like to be financial director... thankyou"
and then me with me analytical shit, competetant financial mathematics and likely career paths. Showed him, eh?
I didn't even bring any sweets to bribe them with.
Anyroad...
I better be off as it's me birtday and all...
What would you like my dear? Galumph, just joking not really. Dab joke no?
do do do dedoooo.
mode mode mode slode flode loade showed mowed mode
run
run
run
don't look where you're going
run
fight
fight
fight
try not to breath
fight
blah.
Did you know that apparently I don't have to like someone for them to be goode at wirting? I know! Weird! Strange and not very nice especially when that person is miles above my skills at its best. Hate.
Hate.
Hate.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Jazz
I'm not sure this is what my piano teacher wanted when she said find a good paragraph of stuff on Jazz.
Jazzy.
Yay, for toady, i decided to get out of a rut.
What rut you say may?
A same music rut say I.
No! For toady I shall change! Not ronly will I change, but better that than means I can change... Or atleast I could.
Before I changed.
WhaT was the movie that the Radiohead vid came from??? I want to watch it now, please.
I was going to use this time productively, man.
Noman.
Norman.
Norlman.
I think I may try straightening my hear toady, mayble.
Mayble when I'm fingle.
Kel I need your lonchbux.
Booke me in to a graphicdemom, i'm flee tollorow warning.
Me altarergo says goodday from er daze'd and confuse'd soul..
Me gran Alice.
Toady shall forever stay so.
And all that cal.
Jazzy.
Yay, for toady, i decided to get out of a rut.
What rut you say may?
A same music rut say I.
No! For toady I shall change! Not ronly will I change, but better that than means I can change... Or atleast I could.
Before I changed.
WhaT was the movie that the Radiohead vid came from??? I want to watch it now, please.
I was going to use this time productively, man.
Noman.
Norman.
Norlman.
I think I may try straightening my hear toady, mayble.
Mayble when I'm fingle.
Kel I need your lonchbux.
Booke me in to a graphicdemom, i'm flee tollorow warning.
Me altarergo says goodday from er daze'd and confuse'd soul..
Me gran Alice.
Toady shall forever stay so.
And all that cal.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
I Know This Pretty Rave Girl... Nice party, love.
Excuse Amy's legs. I was honestly just after the bows. Honest.
"Whiskers! This is a search and rescue!"
They're in no particular order. Hopefully you like them etc etc.
They're in no particular order. Hopefully you like them etc etc.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
The Earth IS Flat!
Isaac Asimov:
[W]hen people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.
[W]hen people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The Dark of the Matinee
I carnt write anything. Im sorry. Im overworked and only three days into it. I wrote an essay to my friend about my day, today with some artistic licesence concerning the last two days aswell. Porr thing.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Yves Klein Blue - Polka
Recognise it? I couldn't get it anyotherway so look past the car, please. I love the song. Look up the proper one, its nice.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Wow.
I found this through several links.
Don't look at it iof you're in a serious-take-offence-at-anything mood. Anyway, It's too funny when you're not.
Look at this
I found it funny.
Don't look if you take your Twilight serious.
A little taste, maybe?
James is the sneaky guy that looks like the follower of the 3 but is the LEADER. Psyche!
He is hot. And a tracker! SMeyer remembered she created special "gifts" for some of the vampires, so she chucks that into the mix. He will ALWAYS be able to find whatever he's hunting. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! The Cullens chase them off, but they'll be back, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
Alice freaks and gets a vision of a dance studio. ...and James! Time to force some more plot into the mix! Alice and Jasper (because he can keep, like, Bella all mellow and stuff. Put on the B side to Led Zep IV and just let the sensations wash over you, man) take Bella to Phoenix - where the dance/ballet studio is - because James is gonna get her mom! That couldn't be a ruse could it?
Bella is stupid, though, and doesn't believe that the vampires with special superpowers can save her from Brad Pitt Lite, and she doesn't understand fake outs, so she sneaks away to force her character into peril, hoping the audience will give a shit.And then it is ON like RED DAWN, y'all! Dance Battle in Phoenix!
James spirit fingers Bella's ass into the glass and breaks her leg, taping the whole thing to make Edward ka-ray-zee with rage so THEY can fight. *head desk*
Well, there you go. Watch the movie again. Maybe you've found a few more cringes to add to your list?
Don't look at it iof you're in a serious-take-offence-at-anything mood. Anyway, It's too funny when you're not.
Look at this
I found it funny.
Don't look if you take your Twilight serious.
A little taste, maybe?
James is the sneaky guy that looks like the follower of the 3 but is the LEADER. Psyche!
He is hot. And a tracker! SMeyer remembered she created special "gifts" for some of the vampires, so she chucks that into the mix. He will ALWAYS be able to find whatever he's hunting. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! The Cullens chase them off, but they'll be back, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
Alice freaks and gets a vision of a dance studio. ...and James! Time to force some more plot into the mix! Alice and Jasper (because he can keep, like, Bella all mellow and stuff. Put on the B side to Led Zep IV and just let the sensations wash over you, man) take Bella to Phoenix - where the dance/ballet studio is - because James is gonna get her mom! That couldn't be a ruse could it?
Bella is stupid, though, and doesn't believe that the vampires with special superpowers can save her from Brad Pitt Lite, and she doesn't understand fake outs, so she sneaks away to force her character into peril, hoping the audience will give a shit.And then it is ON like RED DAWN, y'all! Dance Battle in Phoenix!
James spirit fingers Bella's ass into the glass and breaks her leg, taping the whole thing to make Edward ka-ray-zee with rage so THEY can fight. *head desk*
Well, there you go. Watch the movie again. Maybe you've found a few more cringes to add to your list?
Friday, January 16, 2009
Expectations
Can you get any sound out of this? When I tried I couldn't. Anyway, love the song. Its a fad. Emily do you have this? If you do could I please have it? We need to get together again before you go. Could you do a CD, if you have time? I REALLY need another CD with good music on it! Im sinking into the oblivion of songs played over and over and a hundred times over (although admittedly still good). AND you can give me the other happy sigur ros song! If you ever get bored, maybe... in the next seven days.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
I've Thought
I've thought about an idea
From the inside of my head
Where every single colour
Has it's own thread
It's a great idea
But I carn't fully tell
Because then you may tell
And get all the praise aswell
Don't be sad, about my idea
it's too good for you
No one would believe
you made it up too
They'd recognise the idea
And be sure it was mine
So I wouldn't have to worry
Because it would be fine
Everyone will like my idea
If I can ever tell it
I'd like to shout it now
But you could catch it
I could put my idea
In writing, of course
But can you read?
Would you steal the source?
But my fine idea
I know it is the best
But it could get lost out there
Along with the rest
So I won't say my idea
Though it's amazing, really
But I can't share it with you
I just have this feeling
K. M. Rogers
From the inside of my head
Where every single colour
Has it's own thread
It's a great idea
But I carn't fully tell
Because then you may tell
And get all the praise aswell
Don't be sad, about my idea
it's too good for you
No one would believe
you made it up too
They'd recognise the idea
And be sure it was mine
So I wouldn't have to worry
Because it would be fine
Everyone will like my idea
If I can ever tell it
I'd like to shout it now
But you could catch it
I could put my idea
In writing, of course
But can you read?
Would you steal the source?
But my fine idea
I know it is the best
But it could get lost out there
Along with the rest
So I won't say my idea
Though it's amazing, really
But I can't share it with you
I just have this feeling
K. M. Rogers
Troggs
I think the Christmas Season is also a secret breeding season. Man, I mean it. But not how you think I mean it. Normaly you come across one, maybe two iijits on the road in a city on an average car trip. Suddenly as Christmas arrives it's two in two minuites. And you haven't finis counting. Ouch!
You have the whole car swearing at these people hating their guts. That is, if the oppupants are over a certain age. After driving over six hours in the car today, I stopped counting.
Im sorry, Im complaining. (Is that how you speel it?)
I like Giants.
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