Has this suddenly become very relevant?

It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting. - Tom Stoppard

I
don't
KNOW.
Can YOU figure it out for me?

He's a John, too.

"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." - John Barrymore

Why can't I say cute things like this?

As you see.

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. "
- George F. Will