Excause the french...

Excuse the french but how do I say "Fucking hell!" in my english homework nicely? I don't have the balls to use such "contempory language" even if it is what they asked for! Would that be deemed too "contempory"? (sorry bout the speeling)

In my day...

I BOUGHT MY FIRST RECORD!!!!!!!! (S)

I can now officialy say when I'm old and decrepid:

"In my day.... (oh! are you my children? no? good.) in my day I bought my first record for one dollar, and by god it was good! I can't remember whether it was Abba, the South Pacific Soundtrack or James Bond To Russia With Love, but dear me(!) they were good! ... Mind you, I didn't have a record player.... got one of them in '23, i believe - Maya! DId I get one in '23 or '33?"
"Love, it's '35 now!"
"Must have been '32, then"

And then I hope I'll be cool enough to go:

"Fuck it though, please help me up."

Smile, kid.

I run up on Monday and cry "Amy! Amy! Guess what I have!"
"What?"
"Eurovision songs!"
"Anyone else but you and I would have been surprised".
Ohhhh! That hurt!
She has a habite of calling me "kid" "kiddo" and "child" i don't really mind it but she was doing ti so subconciously that she didn't believe me untll she said it a minuite later and ten minutes after that ... and I found out she'd been holding back as it is.
I may be a year younger but I didn't "start school when I was two"
in jokes hurt.

Armenia

Oh! I love this too!
Love the costumes, dearies...

Inga and Anush:

Eurovision! (love it.)

My fave rave of this year:

Turkey's Dum Tek Tek.



The Winner:
Norway Alexander Rybak - Fairytale

I need some fine wine....

I'll take the second word, dear...

Multinational force in in 1900 the men were Japenese Russians and 300 troops French and were included. Set overland Tianjing 4 1900 against and troops the to broke Beijing 14 and the leigions.

(Taken from Anderson et al...)

Did you like my new and revised story?
I did.

Pure Genius

Kelly (Kelly as in man Kelly, as in not this Kelly. Yes.) was having trouble telling his two horses apart until one day he realised the white horse was two hands taller than the black horse.

If you head off to the front and take a right you will see the man directing this particular fin...

Burn.
Guess who's fin director?
me. nno, you're wrong. nme.
Burn, uther guy trying to get it what with him just standing up and saying "my name is ... i'd like to be financial director... thankyou"
and then me with me analytical shit, competetant financial mathematics and likely career paths. Showed him, eh?

I didn't even bring any sweets to bribe them with.

Anyroad...

I better be off as it's me birtday and all...

What would you like my dear? Galumph, just joking not really. Dab joke no?

do do do dedoooo.

mode mode mode slode flode loade showed mowed mode

run

run

run

don't look where you're going

run

fight

fight

fight

try not to breath

fight

blah.

Did you know that apparently I don't have to like someone for them to be goode at wirting? I know! Weird! Strange and not very nice especially when that person is miles above my skills at its best. Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

Jazz

I'm not sure this is what my piano teacher wanted when she said find a good paragraph of stuff on Jazz.
Jazzy.
Yay, for toady, i decided to get out of a rut.
What rut you say may?
A same music rut say I.
No! For toady I shall change! Not ronly will I change, but better that than means I can change... Or atleast I could.
Before I changed.

WhaT was the movie that the Radiohead vid came from??? I want to watch it now, please.

I was going to use this time productively, man.
Noman.
Norman.
Norlman.

I think I may try straightening my hear toady, mayble.
Mayble when I'm fingle.

Kel I need your lonchbux.
Booke me in to a graphicdemom, i'm flee tollorow warning.

Me altarergo says goodday from er daze'd and confuse'd soul..
Me gran Alice.

Toady shall forever stay so.
And all that cal.

Flathead

Yay! The Fratellis!

Creep

I've never seen this vid before now - isn't it beautiful?