Smile, kid.

I run up on Monday and cry "Amy! Amy! Guess what I have!"
"What?"
"Eurovision songs!"
"Anyone else but you and I would have been surprised".
Ohhhh! That hurt!
She has a habite of calling me "kid" "kiddo" and "child" i don't really mind it but she was doing ti so subconciously that she didn't believe me untll she said it a minuite later and ten minutes after that ... and I found out she'd been holding back as it is.
I may be a year younger but I didn't "start school when I was two"
in jokes hurt.