Nice carpet...

-Nice carpet Hugh, Tidyman's?
~Who else, if you'll pardon the pun!
-What pun?
~There wasn't one? I'm sorry.

~So young shaver snapper, do you like football?
: yeah
~ Do you fancy Arsenal this year?
: No way, I quite fancy my sister, though..

That is of course, ladies and gentlemen the WRONG way to do things!

This is England not America, what are you talking about?

A Bit of Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - BBC comedy

I know there's a couple there but try to watch them all because they're wonderful - I especially like the last one!

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie

Classic!