No?
I hate those bastards heckling! Why would you bother paying? They deserve to be 'burning spastics'. Sorry, that was an in joke and I suddenly realise how terrible it may sound to someone who is not 'in'. Apologies. (I shant take it out).
'This doggy woggy here is my dog' - how wonderful?
It was a larf, anyway.
You carnt win em all.
